-eyebrow waggle- Claimed.
theredheavy asked6. Me for two nights
Zomehow I zhink zhiz iz a throwaway number for you. You get me EVERY night.
Posted 13 hours ago
What are your headcanons about me?
Just curious.
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
omg i wanna know
Posted 17 hours ago
roadrunningscout replied to your post: Claimed
KITTY! :D *picks up the kitty and snuggles it*
Ja, ja, very good. Move along now.
Posted 17 hours ago
crocodilepuncher replied to your post: Claimed
>:CYou knew zhe rizkz vhen you deal vith me!
>8)
Just… Treat that kitten well, or you’ll suffer! And you’d better start watching your back when I’m no longer magically prevented from punching you in the face!
Oh, Kane’ll love a pet to keep him company!
If he doezn’t zit on him zhat iz.
Posted 17 hours ago
Claimed
roadrunningscout asked13. A kitten
*dumps the cat on the scout’s head* Enjoy.
Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
Claimed
crocodilepuncher asked4. A slap to the face
I LIKE ZHIZ MEME!
*smacks Roberta hard in the face*
Posted 17 hours ago
Put ‘Claimed’ in my ask box and I’ll use a number generator to decide what you get:
- A kiss
- A steamy kiss
- Me for one night
- A slap to the face
- A confession
- Me for two nights
- A harsh insult
- An angry/jealous text
- Drunk voice mail
- 4 days with me chained to their side
- A hug
- A pat on the back
- A kitten
- Up to mun
((Giovanni, you BETTER not get the insult again!!))
((I see the potential for hilarity to ensue!))
(Source: gimmememesnowx)
Posted 1 day ago
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Anonymous askedOOH! Am I getting a shpecial new driver’z license? I probably need vone for all zhe driving I’m doing.
CHEESE!
Hallo. Mein name iz Dr. Friedrich Boid (az in Boy-d, NOT Bird! I cannot stress zhat enough People!) und I am a RED Medic currently shtationed at Hydro
